Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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