The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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