So drunk its hurt
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
