I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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