I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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