return my video game
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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