Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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