fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Drunk is not a location!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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