google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
When are your genitals available?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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