whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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