Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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