I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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