Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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