I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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