Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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