Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
We had sex on a dog bed..
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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