I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
PANTIES FOUND
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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