I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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