butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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