I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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