It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I want to have your abortion
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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