I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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