you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I forget how to act sober
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
