it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Come share oat with me in your robe
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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