I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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