I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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