Barsexuality is the new black.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him