I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im holly from the hills drunk
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know