I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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