he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
