Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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