I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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