you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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