alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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