just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm at about main and main street
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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