my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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