Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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