sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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