I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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