I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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