Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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