Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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