i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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