I think im going to throw up on grandma
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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