So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
