My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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