so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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