i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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