yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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