So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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