It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Randomize
