If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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