Is it normal to miss your booty call?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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