Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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