I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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