First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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