you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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